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 Posted: Sat 17:50, 31 Aug 2013 Post subject: What was the best costume you ever wore for Hallow |
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What was the best costume you ever wore for Halloween,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
This was the ugliest costume I ever wore, or even saw. My husband won't even look at the pictures. I had a cheap bald wig onto which I sewed conical pieces of steel wool, my friend's suit (since I didn't have a man's suit), and a pillow to extend my gut. I also used mascara to make enormous eyebrows. It was just hideous.
The company I worked for usually went for halloween in a big way. Employees were free to come in costume, and there was a costume competition for lunch. Usually. Somehow that didn't happen that year, and there were only a few people in costume.
I had completely forgotten that it was the day of my annual review, and my boss (who was exactly like Dilbert's) was clueless and spoke only in management-speak. I had zero respect for her and it was mutual. She was in a neat, attractive suit. We sat down,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and she started in on the criticism. I was completely fed up,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and decided to stay in character, so I said things like,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], "I suppose I should attempt to leverage our team synergies better,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]," and "I will try to utilize your incentives to maximize customer satisfaction." Ghastly stuff with no meaning. I expected at any minute to be fired summarily for mocking her. Instead, she said that she was so glad I finally understood what she had been trying to tell me, and she hoped I could keep up the good work. Four months later I had a new job.
After work,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I went to visit someone who worked across town,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and as I went through the building, I ran into someone I didn't know, dressed as Dilbert. He was delighted to see someone dressed as his boss. I told him he should get back to work.
I put on a hospital gown leaving the back open,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. Then I put on panty hose and stuffed the butt with cotton fluff,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. (like you stuff pillows with) I made the butt Butt big and lumpy too,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. It was a sight to behold and a big hit at the party.
On the first Halloween that we lived in our current house, my husband put an ivory sport coat on backwards,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], with the arms attached behind him leaving his hands free under the coat (a straight jacket look) He sat on a chair, wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask, with a bowl of candy on his lap. As the kids came closer,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], he hissed,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], "help yourself". Then,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], when they took a piece,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], he yell something like, "not that one" or he would reach up and grab the kids hand. I think he gave those poor kids nightmares and at least a few wet their pants. One poor kid fell off a step and dropped all his candy. I thought it was a little over the top (the mom in me) but the kid in my husband couldn be stopped!
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