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 Posted: Mon 1:28, 02 Sep 2013 Post subject: Boy band is so-spun1 |
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They are saying it will likely be the herpes virus that wipes out intelligent life as you may know it on the planet. Brace yourself,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], for this has begun. It is my melancholy duty to inform you the virus now exists and also the world faces a dreadful,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], dire reckoning.
Herpes is known to increasingly desperate immunologists as "One Direction".
There is a group of so-called "men" who carry herpes,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], seemingly immune to its ravages,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], who've infected females around the globe. Who will be next? Your daughter? Your mum? Mums haven had "that" look in their eyes given that they saw The Monkees.
One Direction is really a group of young men so impossibly handsome the mere mention of their collective title can cause teenage ovulation on an unprecedented scale,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
The only comparable spawning takes place about the Great Barrier Reef. It ironic since the queue of young women waiting to bear witness and kids to 1 Direction has now replaced the Reef as the largest living thing visible from space,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
Would you remember loving a band so much that you simply camped out overnight to buy tickets to a gig,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]? I don I usually thought it was the very first sign of madness,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
The 2nd sign of madness is scribbling your 1500-page manifesto in ink you've made out of your own dung. Now there is another sign of madness. As though to underline how virulent this One Direction is,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], young women now line up overnight to become first in line to buy their merchandise from a store.
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As it turns out,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the kidney only yielded enough moolah to buy an iPhone. I hope there some pre-paid credit on that device since the kid likely to exhaust kidneys quicker than you are able to download a 1 Direction ditty.
This sort of thing is not new.
Teenage girls accustomed to lose all control/dignity way prior to the abduction and rampant misappropriation from the word "like" began. Harken to lesser viruses like the Bay City Rollers, N and the Queensland LNP.
If you are alone inside your family not going gaga more than one Direction I actually do possess some advice,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
Go to the band official website. (I understand, I understand, hear me out.)
Navigate to the One Direction website, consider the pictures and choose which will leave this guitar rock band first this will let you successful solo career leaving the other himbos in limbo.
Then decide which one will seek bankruptcy relief just after their property portfolio collapses and which two will marry one another, devastating their fans.
Then make a person in this guitar rock band saying to your breathless daughter "You don know you beautiful,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. That what makes you beautiful,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. Do you want fries with that?"
The result of oestrogen on a grand scale is really extraordinary. It causes mass hysteria,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], shrill screaming,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], unwanted pregnancies, god-awful poetry and stampedes. It entirely undignified. At least the result of testosterone on a grand scale is just war.
My beloved, firstborn daughter continues to be playing a One Direction song again and again and over. That got to be the 10th amount of time in a row and I have to admit it pretty damn catchy. Oh god. I a goner. You go on without me. Save yourselves.
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